Here is a song to sing to your child.

This little baby has a heart of gold,

So I tore out her heart and I took it to the pa-awnshop;

Bought myself some sneakers with the proceeds.

This little baby has a silver soul,

So I stripped it from her spine and I took it to the smelter's;

She'll be fine and I've got brand new shoooooooes.

CHORUS:

I'm gonna take your skull and put mah wee-eed innit!

I'm gonna take your skull and put mah wee-eed innit.

     Repeat, while tickling said child. Also threatening to sell her to the gypsies is funny.