Fun is for faggots and writers.

Proposed exercise. For fun. Write a character based on us. Each of us in the Silly Collective. One villian, one hero- however you interpret the two. One week at a time? I want to see if anyone is down with this; if so, I will write the guidelines.
But I am thinking 10-15 lines at the most. Introduce everyone as you see them if you were to exaggerate/diminish them into physicality and caricature and mildly intriguing sub-plots before you insert them into the Next Great American Novel.
i.e. Sampinos as a villian in Cold War Memphis/Sampinos as a hero in 19th-century Melbourne, Australia.
It would take research and brevity but I think it would be fun and challenging. And wicked fun to see what everyone comes up with.
And.
I don't have to say anyone died of ennui from reading the shit I have been turning out lately.
Let me know via comments and one we all throw in, I will start the guidelines.

Its Awesome Dude

Whats the title.
zdude its fuckin awqesome Dude its not
That hot Lets roick. What dya call when a girl wears her shirt like that
Wears her shirt like whatr
Tucked in? Why do girls do like that?
Adive. Advice.
How the fuck would I know.
Notge to SLEF THESE TWO SOUND LIKE TH SAME PERSON ALL CAPS
The light shine on me I was on stage eating coprned beef and hash and it was absurd that we were having coffee and hash at 4:30
VBush Is In Town Dick Cheney crazy braineyt He's in town I nm On Stage Oh fuck not that red light more or less like get oiff the stage now I've a;lways
:LIZ IS PUNCHING MY CQAT. She wthrows my cat across the rokmm
room
Just relax your throat muscles, Liz. First time for everythiong, Oh no, clappy clap
Publish this motherfucker.