Monday, May 19, 2008

my play i wrote

howzit goin?
oh, fine.
i hear you've made partner!
yeah, that's right.
that's great! say, can you-
look, i really have to go drive nails through my face right now.
oh, well... i was just going to-
big fuckin rusty nails.
oh.
everywhere but the eyes. 
i... i don't understand.
if i put them through my eyes i won't be able to see, dumbfuck.
oh... well, yeah. there is that.
jesus, you're never going to make partner.
what?
oop, gotta run! you take care now.
'kay.

THE END?

4 comments:

Liz S... said...

Ok, now in act 2, I want to see the guy actually hammer some rusty nails into his face. Then he hammers some into the other guy's face, just because it's a douchey thing to do.

Euclid's ontheBlock said...

or... is it?

Keltin said...

I agree.

The lady said...

i like that liz used the word "douchey".

is that silly?